Medical Definitions for Rednecks

Submitted by Honeylioness


Barium - What the undertaker does to 'em once the doctors are through with 'em
Benign - What a child be after they be eight
Cauterize - To have gotten noticed by a woman
Cyst - To give someone in need a helpin' hand
Dilate - It sure beats dyin' early
Impotent - Significant and distinguished
Node - To have been acquainted with someone in the past
Pap Smear - To insult or belittle your own father
Pathology - The study of trails
Rectum - Crashed 'em and totaled 'em
Tumor - Not just one more
X-Rayed - For adult audiences only